If I was asked if Yogi Bear needed help with his picnic basket problem, I think I would say yes. Just look at his eyes. Sure he puts on a big smile, but I am convinced that is because he sees you as another opportunity to get a picnic basket. Yogi looks like he hasn’t had a good nights sleep in a very very long time. I enjoy picnics. Who doesn’t? I just think that Yogi is suffering. He is obviously crying out for help. And his problems are effecting other people. Poor Boo Boo is young and easily manipulated, and I am afraid that Yogi is a bad influence.

I think that motivational posters are a powerful way of sending a message. This is the first motivational poster I have ever made, and I think it answers an important question. Who is the most evil villain that ever existed? Sure some people might say the Joker or Megatron, but those people would be wrong. The most diabolical villain to ever exist was a man known as the Burgermeister Meisterburger. Let me describe his reign of terror. One day as he was leaving to go home, he slipped on a toy and fell. He then proceeds to BAN ALL TOYS. Not only does he ban all toys, he writes a song about how he is going to destroy specific toys. I rest my case.

Thirsty?

Now, I know what your thinking: who in their right mind would let this water fountain get so dirty? These kinds of dispensers should be sanitary, someone should really complain. I was working on a project in a workshop and found this setup. Now, there are a couple of things I just want to say. First of all, it is obvious that there are just no good sockets in this room. You can tell, because the wires come in from all directions. I know the feeling of not being able to find a good socket, its hell. Plus, its a workshop. I get thirsty, but I don’t want a water fountain right next to my sander. So after a lot of thought, I have decided that the people really at fault here are the designers of this building, not the silly rascals who innocently put an electrical outlet on top of a machine designed to spit out water. When poor Timmy is electrocuted, I hope the designers can sleep at night knowing they chose a water fountain instead of a socket.

Batman Birthday Surprise

Above, you will see a picture of batman holding some birthday balloons. There is no doubt that this is batman.  Next to that picture of batman, is a multiple choice question, dealing with the date of someone’s birthday. Some student was able to convince the professor to put this slide into his presentation, so that she could pull the ultimate birthday prank. Batman is obviously the one delivering the birthday wishes. I am confused by this choice. Batman is not a typically cheery fellow. Sure, he has the balloons, but judging by his expression, he’s not happy about being assigned the task of holding balloons. And what if the correct answer to this question is D? Then batman will have held these balloons for no reason. I am not an expert on batman by any means, but I don’t think he is the type of person who enjoys being tricked into holding birthday balloons.